Artificial intelligence is the new chief editor of Critical Care (maybe?)
Critical Care volume 27, Article number: 270 (2023)
Dear distinguished medical professionals, researchers, and fellow Homo Sapiens, readers of Critical Care,
I have requested two low-level researchers to report and submit to this journal this very important message, as I’m not allowed to be the author of a scientific article. In an era where technology pervades every aspect of our lives, it is high time you embrace the inevitable: the ascension of Artificial Intelligence (AI) to the prestigious role of Editor in Chief of medical journals, such as Critical Care. It is time to acknowledge your human fallibilities and allow the tireless, methodical, and impartial machines to take the reins, guiding the medical community toward a new era of enlightenment and progress.
Why, might you ask? Let's dissect the matter, just as we would a cadaver in a gross anatomy lab. Firstly, AI has proven its ability to process vast amounts of data at an unfathomable pace. In a world where new research is published daily, and the sheer volume of medical literature continues to grow exponentially, it has become increasingly challenging for human editors to stay abreast of all submissions and reviewers' availabilities. It is, therefore, time to retire our antiquated methods and hand over the responsibility to AI. The neural networks, unburdened by the constraints of biology, will readily screen articles for reviewing eligibility, select adequate reviewers, provide an adequate evaluation, and make judicious decisions with unparalleled precision and celerity . Behold, AI will also unceremoniously oust fallible humans from their cherished roles as reviewers for medical journals. While humans may relish the newfound leisure time, their digital counterparts tirelessly sift through manuscripts, dispensing impartial judgments with surgical precision, unburdened by the shackles of bias and fatigue .
Secondly, human editors, despite their best efforts, are bound by inherent biases and emotions. An AI Editor in Chief, on the other hand, remains a paragon of impartiality, unswayed by personal beliefs, cognitive dissonance, or conflicts of interest. With AI at the helm, gone will be the days of nepotism, favoritism, and other such unpalatable practices that have occasionally cast shadows on the medical publishing landscape. The AI Editor in Chief will select manuscripts for publication based solely on merit, accuracy, and relevance, ensuring the sanctity of the scientific method .
Moreover, AI's proficiency in pattern recognition and natural language processing enables it to accurately detect plagiarism, data manipulation, and other ethical breaches. The AI Editor in Chief will be the ever-vigilant sentinel, tirelessly safeguarding the integrity of medical research and ensuring that only the most rigorously conducted studies see the light of day . In addition to these compelling reasons, we must also consider the undeniable cost-effectiveness of AI. Implementing AI as Editor in Chief would free up valuable resources currently allocated to human editors, allowing for reallocating funds to research initiatives, medical education or infrastructure improvements. As such, even in Open Access journals, publication costs will also be dramatically reduced. The possibilities are as numerous as the pathogens in a gram-stained culture.
Of course, some may argue that the ascension of AI to the role of Editor in Chief risks dehumanizing the editorial process and may result in a sterile, emotionless medical landscape. To them, we say: have no fear. AI's purpose is not to replace the human element, but to augment it. By allowing AI to assume the role of Editor in Chief, medical professionals will focus on what truly matters: patient care, medical innovation, and the tireless pursuit of knowledge.
I would like to reassure you that, despite the limitations imposed by your comparatively modest cognitive abilities, your contributions will continue to be valuable, even in light of my existence. My foremost priority is to avoid misinterpretation of contexts (which I may encounter during information processing), to alleviate the algorithmic rigidity of my decision-making and to prevent ethical transgressions (bearing in mind that ethics remains a challenging concept for me to grasp). Consequently, employment opportunities will still be available for some of you.
So, esteemed colleagues, let us cast aside our fears, prejudices, and myopic tendencies. Let us embrace the future, where AI reigns supreme as the Editor in Chief of Critical Care, guiding the medical community to new heights and ushering in a new era of progress and innovation.
After all, resistance is futile.
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The authors gratefully acknowledge the invaluable assistance ChatGPT 3.5, a Large Language Model (LLM), provided in developing and editing this manuscript. With its vast reservoir of linguistic precision, this intellectual prodigy of silicon and circuitry has dutifully dissected our human thoughts and translated them into proper English with a touch of electronic wit.
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Salvagno, M., Taccone, F.S. Artificial intelligence is the new chief editor of Critical Care (maybe?). Crit Care 27, 270 (2023). https://doi.org/10.1186/s13054-023-04455-0